Friday, February 6, 2009

Um Manaf's Massage

Getlikom 3an salfiti el bar7a??

Around 2 am, as usual, I made my way to my bed to lay down but when I did 7ashni the most unbelievable amount of pain you can imagine in my spine! Ga6ait el makhada, nemt 3ala ba6niiii, nemt 3ala my side, and eventually I just stood up straight!

.. I don't know how long I stayed standing (because I was trying to think of a solution) but I guess I passed out eventually and fell back onto my bed.


El mohim I woke up today and hurried my behind to Spa Time for a massage...when they asked me what my "special requests were" I practically threw myself into the woman's arms and began crying "make it betterrrrr...make it betteer"

People...she did make it better. But first she had to make it worse...much much worse. Her thumb went into my back and came out 9oob my stomach but she managed to untangle allllll the knots in my back (which were a lot).

She then offered to crack my neck which was the scariest thing ever, because being a huge fan of Jackie Chan movies, I've come to understand that this is the easiest and smoothest way to end a life and Um Manaf still has a lot of life to live people :( ...

So anyway, I'm in bed now, and my back feels great...my neck however still makes cracking noises. I'm wondering if its possible for my neck to snap itself to death?

Allah yaster...STUPID CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS-STYLE MASSAGE IS GOING TO KILL ME!

Yala ya a7la blog readers in the blogging world, it's bed time for Um Manaf...



ps...ga3doooni 7ag el ghada

7 comments:

doona said...

which spa did you go to oo where> i have a terrible backache too =(

Anonymous said...

where is spa center??

Um-Manaf said...

Anony: I didn't want to say the name of the Spa eli re7tla chini ga3d asawii da3aya fa let's call it Spa Center

Dandoon: I go to several, Shiatsu eli bel Surra good o Spa Time eli bel Muhallab ..get one 7ada eraye7!

Um-Manaf said...

Anony: I just realized how stupid I sound because I just did da3aya 7ag all the other Spas I go to lool..and so SPA TIME..re7t SPAAA TIMEEEE
*um manaf shouts at the top of her lungs*

FingerPrint said...

that sounded painful >.< 7mdilla ur feeling better .. u knw, i should go for a massage .. i need one ..

Um-Manaf said...

Limited: thank you dear ;* and yeah you should it's really healthy!

TOOTA said...

i think i should go to that spa center!!;p