Sunday, July 26, 2009

IM BAAAAACK!!

Astahal kaaf 9a7? kafaaain? 3ashra?

Latloomooni ya nas....!! I was overly stressed out by all the tough decisions I have to make in my life :( ... you understand right?

Yah okay that was bullshit, kent lahya weya el 7abeeeb o el 6al3at o el summer course! But i'm back now...with lots and lots and lots of stories to tell you!

Mathalan let me tell you about the top three phrases your going to hear when you're engaged:

1. "shlonich ma3a el tajheez?" okay ya nas..what is this "tajheez" they speak about. Even my mother goes on and on for hours about "alllll the things we need to do to get you ready". So I did some research and basically this is how a bride gets ready: She heads to the nearest spa and asks for the chocolate treatment, which basically means that they're going to rub overpriced, melted chocolate that they probably bought from the baqala next door, all over your body, and then...wait for it....they wash it off! Wow! Boy, do I feel like a bride now :) ..
Then...the hair...a mixture of kitchen leftovers including garlic, olive oil, mayonaise, mustard, Kiri cheese, and whatever the people at the salon had for lunch the day before...all mixed together in a healthy hair mask to be left in for 45 mins...

2. "ga3da etsaween rejeem?" ok... 3indi karsha...im more "full" than fat...i've learnt to live with it and to accept it...shouldn't the rest of the Kuwaiti population begin to do the same?

3. "Ubay mayloog 3alaich metzawja" ... I honestly have no comment for that one...apparently i'm not the marrying "type.." ... after all i'm only a typical 21 year old kuwaiti..that's hardly the marriage "type" in Kuwait..


..will be back soon with stories ..
love love loooooooove you guys wayed!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

welcome baaq ya 7ilwa! waay wansa i like it when the world revovles around me i feel unique;p miss u like hell
-L!

M76;** said...

INTAY WAIIIIINCH NISAITEEENA OO LAHAITAY MA3A MR.X!!! YALLA 5ANSHOOOF YOUR STORIES O MABRROK UR OFFICIALLY MARRIED!3ASA ALLA IWAFGICH DENYA OO A5RA!!

Um-Manaf said...

L: thank u o i missed you guys as well! and ee it's fun when the world revolves around you isn't it? lol ..


M76: eee he distracted me :( .. bes mayegdar he keeps me all to himself for long ;) reja3tlikom! ;*

Gossip Girl said...

I just started reading both of your blogs. Both are amazing. I can't wait for you to post again!

Anonymous said...

Umm bema ana u left for so long eshrayich it 3awtheena eya ib post 7ag his love for hatred?

Mary Poppins.. said...

KAAAAAAAAAAAK!! :P 9afgaaaa 7ag om manaaaf il-ga63aa :P 5oosh come back post ;p missed u and ur amazing sowalif!! ;D

Ruby Woo said...

*cough cough* I'm allergic to ghbaar.

Ruby Woo said...

o nisait ba3ad. *achuuu*

zuz said...

welcome back:D

±What±Im±about± said...

sooooo kuwaitis! bs ma 3laich menhom! allah ybarik lich oo yhaneech! ;*
nice to have u bk! ;*

Um Mit3ib said...

ya7laiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilich!
cute wintay mikhtafya... CUUUUTTTEEEE

Mishi6 ka7yan said...

um manoofi ;* welcome back ..
yallaa rideelnaa again :P chinich 6awaltay akthar mn a5er mara ? ; ( Missainach ! yala riday pleaase!!

Azure said...

wb