Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Um Manaf Finds The Perfect Solution

Elyoom I came across a bump in a tiny road that is called "6ereej Um Manaf bil 7ayat" fa 6ab3an being the drama queen that I am ga3adt a9arekh o a9afeg ib beeban baitna (ya3ni it's gonna help al7ean lol) lain we9alt bab my parent's bedroom... wela jedami baba.

Um Manaf freeezes.

Baba: BEDAL LA ET9ARKHEEN O ETKASREEEN IB BAITI ANA AGOOL A7SANLICH ITFAKREEN IB SOLUTION! MAKO MOSHKILA MATIN7AL! INTAY MU YAHEL O 3AGLICH KBEER ROO7AY CALM DOWN O FAKREEELICH IB UR NEXT MOVE.....FA YALA THELFAY BARA DARI O BESICH EZ3AJ.

(Don't you just love how supportive my dad is lol? He's so creative ya36eekom il zafa bes ib ni9'ha he'll hide a good message lol...it's his way of parenting! Ma3indina swalif Dr. Phil's Guide to Parenting ib baitna...)

El mohim chan a5eth el na9ee7a ili minkhasha bain il zafa wel masaba o I get in my car and drive off. 6ab3an ana sayarti shet'dil ib hal deera ghair il khaleej? Suddenly I found myself there o gelt laish ma aroo7 sul6an center to shop around. Fa I get there and i'm aimlessly wandering from aisle to aisle wela ashoof shay yedeed!

(Now this may be old news for you guys bes 7agi ana shay YEDEED)

An entire section of Wines! Merlot o Chardonnay o Premium Red o Premium White (6ab3an non-alcoholic). Eshta6ait WAYED (because the bottles looked so pretty lol) chan akhmi6li cham bo6il waroo7 il cash register.

Half an hour later dashait 3ala iboy beedi bo6il red wine... he looks at me for a second...
"3afya 3alaich bnayti sheftay shlon kelshay lah 7al?"

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

looool your dad 3ajeeb :p

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

amnaih i cant stop laughing!! =D

entay wa7da nekta ;Pp

Anonymous said...

Feeeee section maal hal sowaaliiif oo anaa maaaaddrriii??!!

Um Mit3ib said...

wala cool el walid ;p !

Change said...

hehehe.. you're so funny..!!

Diablo said...

Hmmmm ... if you have like a library at your house ... try moving the books one by one ... maybe you find a secret thingy somewhere :O

S E 7 E N said...

yup the best solution to any problem is alcohol .... next time tell me i'll give a number of a dealer oo get the real thing mo shighol N/A .... oo dishay 3ala oboch drunk :P

dana said...

Hahahha! Fathee3 3ami ;p ya3ni al7een in7alat il mushkila, right? ;p

Um-Manaf said...

Anony: haha thank u ;*

Dandoon: :$ looool ! ;*

Anony: ee ee sheftaw shlon 9arat lekwait! Yala ebsir3aw go buy urself a bottle of red wine

Um Mit3ib: yup ;p

Change: thank you ;* lol

Diablo: that would be scary :(

SE7EN: adish 3ala iboy drunk?! ya waaaaaaaaaaillyy! 3ashan bacher kelkom at my funeral and mako Um Manaf ib hal dinya :(

Dana: ee na3am this is how we solve mashakelna lol .. ;* yala bashoofich again!

S E 7 E N said...

hhehehehehehehehe waaaaaallaaaaaa rayi7a makhtha wine min sul6an ....

Even Sweeter said...

hahaa... ana adish 3ala oboi eb eede bo6l red wine yaksera fi g rasy ;x

Even Sweeter said...

fog * ;p

Um-Manaf said...

SE7EN: Wine is healthy (hatha my excuse ya nas and i'm sticking to it) bes lol kelish mu shay zain ini adish 3ala iboy drunk ma3ina half the time you can't tell the difference! I already crash into things, kela i'm stumbling, i laugh hysterically over nothing, and i speak so fast my words are always slurred. Fa mara7 ykoon wayed farg if i do get drunk.

EVEN SWEETER: 7atan law non alchoholic? :o

eshda3wa said...

loool

glad to see ur dad is supportive of iur drinking :P

oo ana ba3ad ydeed 3alay hal shay

chini baro7 akheth